The Truth is Stranger than Fiction

At least in country music.

Dee Ray sent me this list of a dozen song titles.  I thought they were amusing, then realized they were REAL!  Now that's amusing.

For a real comprehensive list, go to Pete Levin's Wacky (but hip) Actual C&W Song Titles.

Meanwhile, here's Dee's list:

I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chewed My Ass All Day

If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me

I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

I Still Miss You, Baby, but My Aim's Getting Better

I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

If I'd Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd be Out of Prison by Now

My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend, and I Sure Miss Him

She Got the Ring, and I Got the Finger

And some favorite's of Red's

Thank God and Greyhound, You're gone

How Can I Miss You when You Won't Go Away

She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft

Comments

[arizona orthodontist]

I agree. Behind on those words lies the real truth.