My husband, being of unsound mind, and unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day, so that he could monitor my moods.
Here's how it works: When I'm in a good mood it turns green (like a green light).
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead (like a warning light).
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
[Thanks, B.F.]
[Image of confused mood ring via Metropop]
Comments