There are some weird C&W titles. This site, Really Bad Country Song Titles lists some 250 of them. Here are a few of my favorites.
Beauty's Only Skin Deep but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone
Did I Shave My Legs for This?
He's Got a Way with Women and He's Just Got Away with Mine
He Went to Sleep and the Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Away Forever)
The High Cost of Low Living
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You when You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lyin' on my Back in Bed While I Cry Over You
I Still Miss You, Baby, but My Aim is Gettin' Better
If I'd Killed You when I Wanted To, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now
My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
You're the Reason Our Kids are So Ugly
Amazon actually has a book called "I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lyin' on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You: Country Music's Best (and Funniest) Lines.
[Image from Emmy Lou Harris Photo Gallery]
[Idea and link from Stryder]
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