When you have a conversation like this, you know the honeymoon is over...
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He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it."
She said: "You wear pants, don't you?"
[Link to bra photo here]
[link to pants photo here]
He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said: "Good idea, you stand in the kitchen and do the dishes, and I'll sit on the sofa, watch TV and fart.
He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said: "Why are you so much heavier now than you were before we got married?"
She said: "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge."
And...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
[gravestone photo link]
[Thanks, RR]
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