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April 11, 2008

Broadway Ballroom

Last weekend, a friend and I went to see "Simply Ballroom" at the Times Union Center in Jacksonville.

It was fun.  Hosted by a couple of American Idol finalists, Anthony Federov and Vonzell Solomon (season 4)who did introductions and sang, it featured ten couples dressed in ballroom show gowns doing numbers which showcased typical dances, like the quick step, waltz and swing, with a bit of introduction about the dances themselves. 

Simply_ballroom The dancers were good, though we could tell they weren't all ballroom dancers.  Some appeared to be Broadway dancers doing ballroom numbers. Equally adept doing amazing things on stage. Tom would comment "You can tell she isn't ballroom trained.  She keeps bending her knee doing the cha-cha," and the like.

Some didn't seem very into it, though one part, when they competed against each other seemed to bring out the best in the dancers.

Debbie Reynolds was the featured star.  She held the stage a few times, telling stories about her days in Hollywood, and jokes about her multiple husbands.  She talked about her first role in "Singing in the Rain" with Gene Kelly, and pretending to Mr. Kelly when she met him that she could dance.  She even sang one of her hits, "Tammy."

The show was a lot of fun.  I take ballroom lessons whenever I can fit them into my schedule.  Good exercise and incredible fun, so I can at least appreciate some of the moves the dancers were making. 

March 08, 2008

Do the Hustle

I had an evening this week when I was too tired to do anything, but too wired to sleep.  So I spent 99 minutes in mindless entertainment.  The message seems to be that the mean and venal will prevail.

615kungfuhustle It was that classic martial arts movie, Kung Fu HustleStephen Chow does it again.  I enjoyed his Shaolin Soccer, so thought I'd give this movie a try.  Totally over the top.

Sing, a petty street hustler and his friend want to join the notorious Axe Gang, a large urban gang of thugs who wear tuxedos and kill with axes.  They are pretty cold blooded, which is amply demonstrated in several scenes in this movie.  When Sing and his friend try to shake down the town of Pig Sty posing as Axe members, it focuses the attention of the real gang on this impoverished town.

Coming to the town's protection are a series of Kung Fu masters.  The first doing pretty cool martial arts stunts, but as the movie goes on, they display more and more superpowers.

The plot is pretty cheesy, the acting hammy, the special effects okay, and way over the top.  In short, it's great entertainment. 

March 05, 2008

Cheetah Lady

One of the coolest things about this staying at White Oak last weekend was meeting Laurie Marker.

Lm1 Ms. Marker is the world's expert on cheetahs.  Deemed so by no less than Smithsonian Magazine, which has a feature article on her in the March issue.

This striking-looking woman is also striking in her intelligence and dedication.  Devoted to animal welfare all her life, she moved to Namibia in 1991, founding the Cheetah Conservation Fund.  Not only did she do research into breeding these difficult-to-rear animals, discovering a lack of genetic variability low sperm counts, she intervened on a grass-roots level, visiting farmers to help them find ways to protect their cattle without killing cheetahs.

Lm2 Anyway, this very cool woman with the infectious smile partied with us for the weekend, and on Sunday, captivated the audience as we watched cheetahs chase a rabbit pelt around a track.  They didn't get up to the speed  they do in the wild.  They didn't have to, not being hungry.  But the cheetahs put on a great show, and Ms. Marker's comments gave us all a sense of understanding these magnificent cats.

She is also responsible for discovering the benefits of a breed of dogs called the Andalusian Shepherd.  These dogs are very protective and have been used to guard farmers' flocks from cheetahs and other predators in Namibia.  So it's not surprising that at White Oak, when they needed a companion to grow up with orphaned cheetah Hazari, they took Laurie's recommendation and got an Andalusian pup named Kadir to be her foil and playmate for life.  He outweighs her big time now, but she's got the attitude and agility to be his equal.  They're five months old now, playing tug-of-war; one of the most charming success stories you could ever hope to see.

[Image taken with my ATT Tilt, simply because I had nowhere to carry my Panasonic Lumix camera.]

March 04, 2008

Bush Dinner

A fundraiser for George W.  NOT!

Just got back from White Oak a little while ago.  What a wonderful weekend.

The first evening, after touring the research and veterinary facilities, and watching Hazari and Kafir play tug-of-war, we all changed into nice-casual and boarded two river boats to take us to our bush dinner.  The trip took about an hour at dusk, and we were treated to wine and some great appetizers on the trip.

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These photos were taken with my ATT Tilt phone.  I didn't have pockets or carry a purse, and didn't want to lose my camera.  We had chicken breast chunks spiced with a dry rub and cooked on a grill, with a great taragon dipping sauce.  There were plantain chips and a kind of sweet guacamole that was very good.  Finally, there were skewers of rubbed beef chunks interspersed with chunks of orange and grilled.  Never had grilled orange before, but it tasted great.

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We finally reached our destination, The Brickyard, which is on the far end of the White Oak property.  As we approached, we could see fires along the shoreline.  There was a huge bonfire at the site, with about ten formally set tables.  Peripherally, there were several shallow pit fires as well, so even though it got chilly out, we were never cold.

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Besides, the alcohol flowed like, well, like wine. (I can't find the menu, though I could have sworn I brought one home.  This is from memory.)   The first course was floured sauteed perch chunks.  Next came a soup with vegetables and spicy peppers.  The main course included two kinds of meat:  quail and venison.  Both were delicious.  I'm usually a bit leery of venision, having eaten some gamy meat on occasion.  This was rare, and tasted delicious.  Dessert was a passion fruit mousse.  Light and tasty.  Each dish was designed to have some African connection, since White Oak is dedicated to animal conservation and is involved in some projects in Africa.  The guest for the weekend is Laurie Marker who runs the Cheetah Conservation Fund, based in Namibia.

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March 03, 2008

Are You Employable?

Debbie sent us this simple test.  She said it is used by human resources at major corporations to find out about their employees and prospective employees.  She said Dr. Phil and Oprah took it, and he got a 55, she got a 38.  There is no linearity to the scoring.  More is not necessarily better, but your score is tied to a personality description at the end.  The questions themselves don't seem to have right or wrong answers, and the weight of the answers is different for each question.  For example, "a's" aren't always worth more than "b's", etc.

You should answer according to how you are today, not how you wish you were, or might have been in the past.

So write down your answers to the following ten questions, then look at the bottom for the points attached to each of your answers, total them and see how HR would perceive you if they gave you this test.

I got a 44.

1)  When do you feel your best?

     a)  In the morning.
     b)  During the afternoon and early evening.
     c)  Late at night.

2)  You usually walk...

     a)  Fairly fast, with long steps.
     b)  Fairly fast, with little steps.
     c)  Less fast, head up, looking the world in the face.
     d)  Less fast, head down.
     e)  Very slowly.

3)  When talking to people, you...

     a)  Stand with your arms folded.
     b)  Have your hands clasped.
     c)  Have one or both hands on your hips.
     d)  Touch or push the person to whom you are talking.
     e)  Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair.

4)  When relaxing, you sit with...

     a)  Your knees bent, with your legs neatly side by side.
     b)  Your legs crossed.
     c)  Your legs stretched out or straight.
     d)  One leg curled under you.

5)  When something really amuses you, you react with...

     a)  A big appreciative laugh.
     b)  A laugh, but not a loud one.
     c)  A quiet chuckle.
     d)  A sheepish smile.

6)  When you go to a party or social gathering, you...

     a)  Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
     b)  Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know.
     c)  Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed.

7)  You're working hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...

     a)  You welcome the break.
     b)  You feel extremely irritated.
     c)  Vary between these two extremes.

8)  Which of the following colors do you like the most?

     a)  Red or orange.
     b)  Black.
     c)  Yellow or light blue.
     d)  Green
     e)  Dark blue or purple.
     f)  White
     g)  Brown or gray.

9)  When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you are...

     a)  Stretched out on your back.
     b)  Stretched out, face down, on your stomach.
     c)  On your side, slightly curled.
     d)  With your head on one arm.
     e)  With your head under the covers.

10) You often dream that you are...

     a)  Falling.
     b)  Fighting or struggling.
     c)  Searching for something or somebody.
     d)  Flying or floating.
     e)  You usually have dreamless sleep.
     f)  Your dreams are always pleasant.

POINTS:

1)  a)2, b)4, c)6

2)  a)6, b)4, c)7, d)2, e)1

3)  a)4, b)2, c)5, d)7, e)6

4)  a)4, b)6, c)2, d)1

5)  a)6, b)4, c)3, d)5, e)2

6)  a)6, b)4, c)2

7)  a)6, b)2, c)4

8)  a)6, b)7, c)5, d)4, e)3, f)2, g)1

9)  a)7, b)6, c)4, d)2, e)1

10)a)4, b)2, c)3, d)5, e)6, f)1

Now add up your total.

If it is...

Greater than 60:  Others see you as someone they should "handle with care."  You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant.  Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become more deeply involved with you.

51 to 60:  Others see you as an exciting, extremely volatile rather impulsive personality;  a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.  They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once;  someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.  They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 to 50:  Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting;  someone who's always the center of attraction, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head.  They also see you as kind, considerate and understanding;  someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 to 40:  Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical.  They see you as clever, gifted or talented, but modest.  Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make, and who expects the same loyalty in return.  Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is broken.

21 to 30:  Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.  They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.  It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully, from every angle, and then usually decide against it.  They think this reaction is caused largely by your careful nature.

Below 21:  People think you are shy, nervous and indecisive, someone who needs constant looking after, who wants someone else to make the decisions, and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything.  They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.  Some people think you're boring.  Only those who know you well know that you aren't.   

February 28, 2008

A Fairy Tale to Live By

Woman Vivian gave me this.  It applies pretty well to her, and me as well.  She went through an acrimonious divorce a couple of years ago, but at least came away with a sweet little boy, whom she adores.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing, camping; she drank martinis, there was no one to tell her she shouldn't. She always had a clean house.  She didn't have to cook if she didn't want to (especially to the specifications of someone else), she did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled, and had many lovers.  She didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.  She went to the theater, never watched sports, never had to wear lacy lingerie that went up her butt.   She had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and was pleasant all the time.

THE END!

Sounds good to me...wait, it IS me!  Somewhat, anyway.

[Image from fishboy]

February 22, 2008

Happy Birthday, Sandy

For Sandy's birthday Wednesday, she, Kathie and I went out to dinner.  We went to a restaurant called 1171, which opened recently.  Kathie'd been there for another birthday celebration, but it was the first time for Sandy and I.

The decor was modern and warm, the service was friendly without being smothering.  They had Hendrick's gin, so I had a very good dry gibson, straight up.  (Thanks for driving, Kath.) 

Eclipse1 The food was excellent.  Sandy and I had appetizers;  she ordered escargot, I had scallops and polenta.  The others had salads that were so big, I got to help with those.  For dinner, I got butternut squash risotto.  I've made risotto before, but it never turned out to be as good as wonderful as I'd heard it should be.  This was.  There was the option of adding a piece of protein, and I got a piece of ahi tuna, rare.  Yum.  Sandy had homemade spinach fettucine with scallops and shrimp, and Kathie got braised shortribs.

After splitting a decadent chocolate dessert, we left the restaurant in time to see the beginning of the lunar eclipse.  We opened Kathie's moon roof so we could watch it on the way home.  By the time we got back to my house, it was about half eclipsed.  It was beautiful to watch.  Strange that the edge being eclipsed seemed to have a fuzzy, ragged quality.  It looked like a mouse was taking bites out of the side of it.  Kathie speculated that it was because the surface of the Earth, which was causing the eclipse, is irregular.  Maybe the ragged quality was caused by the shadow of the Andes or the Himalayas.  I don't know, but it was neat.  It started clouding over after awhile, so I gave it up, but it was great while it lasted.

Nice of the moon to do that for Sandy's birthday.

[Image from Garden Detective]

February 20, 2008

Photoshop: The New Reality?

L.C. shared these photoshopped photos.  I picked my favorites out of a big batch.  You'll notice most of them are from the best photoshop site there is: Worth 1000.  As in, a picture is worth 1000 words.  They have lots of very entertaining photoshop contests.  On the site this time they are asking for donations as their bandwidth costs are outstripping their revenue from Google ads.  If you live for this sort of thing, donate.  Or at least buy their book.

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Cool stuff.  Wish I could do that.  Thanks, L.C.

February 18, 2008

Times Square vs. Mars

When Shawn and I were in New York, we were delighted to see the Naked Cowboy in Times Square, in his hat, briefs, boots and guitar.  It was about 30 degrees outside, but he was gamely working the tourists, particularly the women, many of whom wanted a photo op with him.

Shawn sent me this link to a story in the New York Post about Robert Burck, the Cowboy himself, cast as David, battling Goliath.

It seems that Mars, the candy company has a new billboard featuring a blue M&M in hat, boots, tighty whities and guitar.  At first, Burck found it amusing, maybe even flattering, but eventually realized that the company was making money on his invention.  They will duke it out in Manhattan federal court.

I think he's right.  The video billboard shows M&Ms in various tourist spots in New York, but in this case, they have usurped a known character without permission.  I hope he wins.

UPDATE:  The N.Y. Post story was from the 13th.  From the Wall Street Journal Feb. 15:  Mars took down the billboard, after ignoring a cease-and-desist letter filed in January.  Guess they didn't like their chances of winning the suit.

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February 17, 2008

You Say "Elegy", I Say "Eulogy"

When I went for a dance lesson with Tom yesterday, I brought him Naked by David Sedaris.

He was looking at the back cover and said "What does elegiac mean?"

Hoping to bluff, and look smart, I said "Um...'elegy-like'".Church

"Thank you very much", says he.  "What's an elegy?"

I said, well, like Gray's "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard." 

"So, then, is it like a eulogy?"

"I don't think so...I don't know" I replied.

A eulogy, or eulogizing, as you know, is saying nice things about somebody after they're dead.  Its origins seem to be Latin, eulogium, and before that, Greek, "eu" or praise, and "logy" or speech.

Now, elegy.  It may be a poem written in a certain kind of couplet, but it is also a song or poem as a lament for a deceased person;  a song or poem of mourning.  It may be from the Phrygian, or back through French and Latin to the Greek "elegeia", or mournful song.

I think the reference in the review of Sedaris's book meant that he was looking back at the past, some at his mother, who was diagnosed with breast cancer in one of the stories.  Modern elegies may be written out of a broad sense of loss and metaphysical sadness.

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