Laura shared these quotes from husbands about wives with us:
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."--David Bissonette.
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."-- Sacha Guitry.
"By all means marry..If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."--Socrates.
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."--Anonymous.
"The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, 'what does woman want.'" Dumas.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays." --Anonymous.
"There's a way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."--Sam Kinison.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me. The second one didn't."--James Holt McGavran.
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it, and 2) Whenever you're right, shut up."--Patrick Murray.
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."-- Nash.
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."--Anonymous.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."--Henny Youngman.
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."--Rodney Dangerfield.
"A man inserted an add in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters, all saying the same thing: "You can have mine." --Anonymous.
First guy: "My wife's an angel."
Second guy: "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
Women, of course have their own slant on things.
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