Dee Ray knows how tone deaf I am when it comes to sports. He's helping out with this joke.
Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady go to Heaven to visit God and watch a Celtics game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question.
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I've always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says "What do you believe?" Tony says "I believe passion, discipline, goodness and honor are the fundamentals of life. I too have been lucky, but win or lose, I have always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is moved by Romo's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally God turns to Tom Brady "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Brady replies "I believe you're in my seat."