Inner Peace

I pass this to you because it has worked for me.  Most of us can use a little help achieving some tranquility and peace in our lives.  I have tried T.M., but never stayed with it, as some of my friends did.

A path to inner peace can be found by following this simple advice from Dr. Phil.  Simply stated:  "the way to achieve inner peace is simply to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So I looked around me to see all the things I'd started and never finished.  Before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

Thanks to RR for sending this on, and for her concern about our spiritual health.  I took some liberties with the text, but not with the substance(s).

[Illustration from The 8th Side]

Comments

[Eldon]

Dr Taylor says: I believe that the more time we spend choosing to run the deep inner peace circuitry of our right hemispheres, the more peace we will project into the world, and the more peaceful our planet will be.