I pass this to you because it has worked for me. Most of us can use a little help achieving some tranquility and peace in our lives. I have tried T.M., but never stayed with it, as some of my friends did.
A path to inner peace can be found by following this simple advice from Dr. Phil. Simply stated: "the way to achieve inner peace is simply to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So I looked around me to see all the things I'd started and never finished. Before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.
Thanks to RR for sending this on, and for her concern about our spiritual health. I took some liberties with the text, but not with the substance(s).
[Illustration from The 8th Side]