OK, so they're last year's headlines. So shoot me. Funny, all the same. Res ipse loquitur, so I left off the comments, and will refrain from commenting myself (tough as that is to do).
Something Went Wron in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Man Struck by Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
HA ha ha! Literally laughing out loud! Thanks for that list, Riannan!
PS! did your car get a name yet, or should we come up with more suggestions?
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